What the actual fuck, is air?
I needs me a woman who can cook.
Oh I bet this is devil food cake….
The biggest asshole in cartoon history.
^^^ Like really, do you not have anything to drink at home
he literally lives IN WATER JUST SWALLOW YOU LAZY MOTHERFUCKER
Everyone in service industries has dealt with this customer on a daily basis
He needs his drink because all of his saying and spraying is causing massive dehydration every few minutes…Spongebob better hurry….
(Source: holyspongeblog, via leaveyourdoubt)
"Erectile dysfunction is normal with men my age, Timmy. Just ask your mother".
I don’t know why this was the first quote that crossed my mind, but I’m on the floor laughing now. I cant even
Obama was 18 once
not sure what this information means
brought to you by Fox News
Means that if you work for Fox then you have first hand rights to use a handicapped parking spot…
Story of my life…
(Source: iloveyoulikekanyeloveskanye, via keepmeafloat)
Anybody else get ready for the day in the morning, only to get your phone out and get on Tumblr.
From there the mobile black hole starts at your face and sucks you in so hard. The flesh is pulled from your face before the rest of your body is broken down…enough to all fit in your screen.
So drawn in…..that the stinkin laundry just never gets done.
right now a baby is being born
right now someone just clogged a public toilet and is running out of the bathroom as fast as they can
life goes on
Hopefully this is not the same person
It was. Guilty as charged. :/
Tumblr shades the fuck out of Pitbull for Timber
Who in the actual fuck is bitbull?…
people whose parents pay them for good grades
Is »»»» because free money.