And it ended in entropy.

  1. What the actual fuck, is air?

    What the actual fuck, is air?

  2. thecorruptyouth:

I needs me a woman who can cook.

Oh I bet this is devil food cake….

    thecorruptyouth:

    I needs me a woman who can cook.

    Oh I bet this is devil food cake….

    (via leaveyourdoubt)

  3. itssoardkat:

barackfuckingobama:

catching-escaped-thoughts:

o4z:

The biggest asshole in cartoon history.

^^^ Like really, do you not have anything to drink at home

he literally lives IN WATER JUST SWALLOW YOU LAZY MOTHERFUCKER

Everyone in service industries has dealt with this customer on a daily basis

He needs his drink because all of his saying and spraying is causing massive dehydration every few minutes…Spongebob better hurry….

    itssoardkat:

    barackfuckingobama:

    catching-escaped-thoughts:

    o4z:

    The biggest asshole in cartoon history.

    ^^^ Like really, do you not have anything to drink at home

    he literally lives IN WATER JUST SWALLOW YOU LAZY MOTHERFUCKER

    Everyone in service industries has dealt with this customer on a daily basis

    He needs his drink because all of his saying and spraying is causing massive dehydration every few minutes…Spongebob better hurry….

    (Source: holyspongeblog, via leaveyourdoubt)

  4. "Erectile dysfunction is normal with men my age, Timmy. Just ask your mother".

I don’t know why this was the first quote that crossed my mind, but I’m on the floor laughing now. I cant even

    "Erectile dysfunction is normal with men my age, Timmy. Just ask your mother".

    I don’t know why this was the first quote that crossed my mind, but I’m on the floor laughing now. I cant even

  5. mischief-had-been-managed:

    theanti90smovement:

    hmm 666

    6+6+6=18

    18….

    Obama was 18 once

    very scary

    not sure what this information means

    brought to you by Fox News

    Means that if you work for Fox then you have first hand rights to use a handicapped parking spot…

    (via leaveyourdoubt)

  6. Story of my life…

    (Source: iloveyoulikekanyeloveskanye, via keepmeafloat)

  7. Anybody else get ready for the day in the morning, only to get your phone out and get on Tumblr.
    From there the mobile black hole starts at your face and sucks you in so hard. The flesh is pulled from your face before the rest of your body is broken down…enough to all fit in your screen.
    So drawn in…..that the stinkin laundry just never gets done.

    Fak tumb-uh-lar

  8. y-u-so-gian:

    theanti90smovement:

    right now a baby is being born

    right now someone just clogged a public toilet and is running out of the bathroom as fast as they can

    life goes on

    Hopefully this is not the same person

    It was. Guilty as charged. :/

    (via keepmeafloat)

  9. ev-rybodyhadmatchingtowels:

    Tumblr shades the fuck out of Pitbull for Timber

    Who in the actual fuck is bitbull?…

    (via cuddleuptoyourdreams)

  10. rriza:

    people whose parents pay them for good grades

    image

    Is »»»» because free money.

    (via modernvarnpiresoftheweekend)


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